I remember once when I was on Countdown I heard and elderly man was celebrating his birthday so I decides to give him a treat.
I was wearing a tight leather mini and my arse looked huge.as I made my way through the audience I accidently rubbed my arse in a poor mans
face.so I sat on the " birthday boys" lap ,his wife was livid but he enjoyed it he was breathless but I think he liked getting his hands on my fat arse