I have for some time been fantasising about wearing a pair of Carol's soiled panties, I would be so turned on by the smell of her in them that I think I would have to explode my hot man fat all over my own face, I like to taste my cum.
If I could get a pair that she had worn when it was "the wrong time" then I would be in heaven, oh Carol how I want to sniff and lick your moist gusset.
I am willing to swap a copy of my world famous book (the one I sell on ebay but pretend it isn't me selling it in case my mates think I'm ripping them off by selling a £20 for £50) for a pair of Carol's knix, I'll sign it "Good Hunting" too if you can also obtain any of her used feminine hygiene products.
Finally a thread that doesnt lower the tone on this forum. I aquired quite a few of carols used feminine hygiene products whilst I was seeing her for a few weeks...from the bush outside her house.
Whilst I was going through her rubbish I was shocked and horrified to see she doesnt recycle!!!
I telephoned Carol to express my disgust of her lack of empassion for the enviroment (obviously after I had rang up a few times breathing heavily down the phone).
I tried to convince Carol that she needs to change her selfish ways, I told her I would provide a free recycling service for her used toilet paper. A week later a restraining order was filled. Theres just no please some people, no good deed seems to go unpunished these days.