carol fantasies

Date: Apr 23, 2008

RE: carol fantasies

Date: Sep 26, 2008

Geoff's back....but where's Carol?

Date: Sep 28, 2008

right here Geoff
where have you been?
fancy a chat?
luv
c
xxx

Date: Oct 18, 2008

noticed youve put on a bit of weight since you got sacked carol. i imagine youve been whoring yourself around a fair bit to keep the bills paid. give me a shout if you ever need some cash, ill happily throw you a few quid to shag that fat, cellulite ridden piece of meat you call an arse.

luv u as always, mikey xx

Date: Nov 1, 2008

Check your hotmail Carol. I've sent a nice pic of you bending over in jeans. How
ow about we have some bum fun chat soon eh?

Date: Nov 11, 2008

i just love to have a wank over carol vorderman. it turns me on so much!

Date: Mar 14, 2009

my **** gets so hard thinking of carol. she is such a tease, i bet she loves to tease all the men wanking over her by wearing the most sexiest dresses on tv atm and i bet she loves to play with a ****.

Date: Mar 20, 2009

I was watching The Apprentice Does Comic Relief last week and f*** me, there was Carol in skintight leather pants for the first time in years. My eyes nearly burst out of my head. There weren't many close up shots of her arse and thighs in those pants but needless to say I w***ed myself senseless over it several times.

Great to see you're still wearing my favourites again Carol, you dirty slut - have you been visiting these pages lately? Most of the posters sound like a bunch of sad losers - email me tonight and let's do disgusting things to each other on MSN.

Luv

Geoff x

Date: Apr 26, 2009

Leather trousers, clingy blue dress, skin tight one piece suit. My interest in carol has been rekindled. I can feel something throbbing for her right now.

Date: May 6, 2009

hey guess who's back boys.
glad to see you're still writing about me
anyone wanna chat sometime?
just let me know xx

i might even wear my leather outfit . . . . .

C

Date: May 9, 2009

If only u could prove it was the real C.V. and not some imposter.
But just in case, here we go.
The real C. likes to be submissive and to be dominated
to be "Stuffed like dirt" "Roasted and debased"
Her favourite equation is "Dirty x Slut"
She fantasises about how we would "Batter and Killer"
She is "Pussy"
And "You'd get a great rump stake out of that"
She is the horniest,the dirtiest,the sluttiest fat-ass ****doll and she LOVES IT!
Some people have referred to her as being "Not There" and "Degraded" but the supreme masochist in her loves it.

I know of Lots Of Very nasty,Evil things which some people would like to do to HER!
But anyway she's gLYreat for a dirty wank.!!!!!!! lol

Date: May 10, 2009

it is me and i love reading your comments and fantasies about me.
find it kind of amusing.
i am on msm if you want to chat to me
cv
xxx

Date: May 10, 2009

I have heard some seriously shocking and scandalous stories about C.V. which would make you look at her very differently.
How she has been "roasted" by groups of men; many, many times.
How she particularly likes footballers
How she was "roasted" on one occasion by upto 15 men including footballers in the private rooms of a famous V.I.P. club
How she doesn't give a **** for romance.
How the men talk over her head like she's not there.Referring to her as a "Dumb Whore"
How she likes to be treated like a piece of meat,"Cattle" "Salami"
How she likes to be seriously degraded and humiliated
How she talks like an obediant little girl when on her knees for some "Bukkake"
How she refers to the blokes she really fancies as "Daddy!
How she likes to be treated like a Lapdog.
The fact is C. is the sluttiest, the most delicious ****pig!
You know me from the television.My best friend, who is also my partner in a very famous T.V. double act has actually attended the various "Roastings" of C. many times. And he has told me all of the above!

Date: May 10, 2009

Just to add to the above.
Her boyfriend, who has lots of connection in sport acted as a go beetween.
He would arrange the groups of footballers for her "Roasting"
She is also a huge coke-head who, in beetween sucking **** would be snorting coke.

Date: Jul 1, 2009

Does she like to take it up the bum though?

And does anyone want to chat about her arse on msn?

Date: Oct 13, 2009

Carol

I would love to cum to your place a **** you in the arse. i would make you scream my name.

And when i'm finished with you i will cum all over your face and your tits. then i will make you give me a tit **** until i am hard again then i will **** ur arse again but this time i'll spunk all over ur arse and ur stockings

Date: Nov 20, 2009

Not seen you on msn for a while Carol? Fancy some bum fun and verbal abuse? Look forward to having you spread your enormous cheeks whilst I call you nasty names and f*ck your big booty hard.

Date: Nov 27, 2009

SORRY NOT BEEN AROUND FOR A CHAT BUT READY AND WILLING NOW AS ALWAYS
XX

Date: Nov 29, 2009

You're a fat arsed old slut, now get that big perfect booty online so I can tell you exactly what I want to do to it.

Date: Nov 30, 2009

I want to be right up that fat arse too

Date: Dec 1, 2009

It was great seeing you in the Laboutin boots today -

http://img23.imageshack.us/i/snapshot20091130201143.jpg/

Hope to catch you online soon, and you wear those whilst we have some bum fun......look forward to your booty with those boots on x

Date: Dec 26, 2009

Hello carol when you on-line for some sex fun? Whats your email?

Date: Dec 26, 2009

I know this is carols site and im sort of gate crashing, but has any-one got any fanatasies about what they would like to do to me, a stuck up slut whore news-reader! Id love to read them! Fionax

Date: Dec 27, 2009

Oh yeah i have quite a few idea's of what i would do to you Fiona you stuck up tart as you call yourself.
Bet you would just luv to hear them wouldnt you, you slapper
Luv
Anthea

Date: Dec 27, 2009