I just happened across this site while searching for material for a biog I'm writing about the late, great, Richard Whiteley, and I must say that I think you're a bunch of terrible fellows.
And as for you, "Carol", you are an abomination, and your portrayal of the real, saintly Carol Vorderman, frankly demands litigation.
Some observations:
"Nick", or "Nicky": everything about your activities in this forum mark you out as a social inadequate, an habitual practitioner of oninism, the kind of oddball found lurking in the corner of pubs on a Tuesday afternoon, where it takes you 6 hours to drink half a pint of bitter shandy and eat a packet of cheese & onion crisps, skulking off to the toilets every 45 minutes with a dog-eared copy of Closer/Heat Magazine stuffed in the inside pocket of your Regatta anorak. In short, Roy Cropper with issues.
"Mike" or "Mikey": people that suffix their name with a "ey", which screams "please like me, I'm a barrel of fun and definitely not a tawdry K.U.N.T.", make me want to stick scotch bonnets down my jap's eye, but instead I'd rather do that to:
"Geoff": you are, quite obviously a sociopath who spends all of his spare time lurking in chatrooms and message boards, trying to arrange "dates" with strangers whose activities in such forums are to fulfil the same tedious objectives, but whose ability to act is stunted by a craven inability to participate in any social interface except that with your own man/womanhood.
"Carol" - I'll meet you in the ****tail bar at The Grosvenor hotel on Tuesday at 8:00pm. I've booked an en suite room and expect constant fellatio until checkout, which, if memory serves me correctly, is 10:00am. Well, it was last month when I fooked Anne Diamond until an impatient knock and sharp voice warned, "Get the fook out, the Daily Star's here!"
Best,
D
P.S. anyone got any material for It'll be alright on the night 803? I'm Youtubed out.
P.P.S. Mikey - the rash is back. The Urinary Clinic gave me the all clear last time. Text me soon xxx
Hi Geoff, There is nothing more i'd like than to give you a sloppy blowjob. Your cum in my mouth just turns me on so much. Pls fuk my slutty tarty old slappers mouth. Luv C xxx
Get your arse back on line James. I dont get dressed like a ****en old slag for anyone. Half an hour then i take all my slutty gear off and its on with my negligee and boots. Anyone like the sound of that just let me know boys Luv C xxx
Yeah I know you would Geoff and if you want to bang me dressed like a disgusting kinky filthy old slapper then I'll be online waiting all night. See you later Luv C xxx
Oh how good was tonight G? Same again tomorrow and if you're lucky it could get even more f----y! You know what a slut i am See you tomorrow. Luv C xxx
My my it's gone quiet on here lately. Has everyone been wanking over Carols arse? Carol no longer dresses like a filthy slut on Countdown any more, so I've had to get out some dusty old video tapes of her in leather pants on Carol's Better Homes.
Ah, those were the days. I wish they'd repeat Better Homes on some dodgy cable channel. I reckon those were the best shots of Carols arse ever seen on telly.Not forgetting Tested to Desctruction though.
Well just tell me what i can wear for you Geoff. i'm game for anything you know that. How can i dress like a filthy slut? Pls tell me. i luv it so much. Luv C xxx